I don't have a twitter. I also have no time to write anything of significance here. So, here's a list of things that would be on my twitter feed if I had one, and things that I would expand upon if I had the time.
--Currently eating peanut butter from the jar using a plastic spoon I stole from Wendy's. Classy.
--My econ teacher always writes notes on my papers that I can't read. I do, however, nod sagely as if I'm taking his advice to heart.
--I AM GOING TO COME UPSTAIRS AND HURT THE PERSON PLAYING THEIR MUSIC SO FUCKING LOUDLY.
--My suitemate has been utilizing our bathroom for over an hour. Don't know why I'm surprised; she typically wears enough makeup for three drag queens.
--Realized I'm the epitome of laziness when I decided it wasn't worth it to walk the ten feet across my dorm room to turn on the light.
--Rewatching old Gilmore Girls episodes. Rory is still an annoying twit and Luke >>>>Christopher.
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