Dear Zaxby's

I ate at your establishment for the first time last night. We've had a Zaxby's in town for years, but I've never felt a need to go. If I'm going to eat fried chicken, I'll get it from KFC. But last night we were shopping right near a Zaxby's, and so we stopped to pick up food.

We placed our four orders, drove around to the window to pick it up, and asked for honey mustard. "They're twenty-five cents apiece," a woman informed us. What? I'm paying six bucks for my meal and you can't give me a freaking tiny container of honey mustard for free? That's some BS right there.

I got the Zaxby's club, which was way too salty. I'm blaming the butter on the bread. But the fries were tasty, especially dipped in that twenty-five cent honey mustard. But in short, I probably won't be dining at your establishment again. Because, you see, KFC will give me honey mustard, barbecue sauce, or ranch for free.

Love,
Me