What happens when the internet is down

We've been having crazy issues with the internet for the past week. The worst was last Tuesday when it was down for nearly 24 hours. I was so bored, I actually played Spider Solitaire. I still kick ass at that game, by the way. Also, I wrote a song. I actually do this quite often--make up silly lyrics to the tune of popular songs. This one is to the tune of Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone"

here's the thing, you started out fast
should've known it would never last
yeah yeah, since u been gone

i was dedicated, i took my time
but it wasn't long til i called you mine
yeah yeah, since u been gone

and all you'd ever hear me say, was how you were my favorite thing
that's all you'd ever hear me say

but since you've been gone,
i can read for the first time,
my homework is done, yeah, yeah
thanks to you, i will get, i'll get a good grade
since u been gone

how can i put, you turned me on
to a world of blogs and downloading songs,
yeah yeah, since u been gone

how come no one has fixed you yet?
i guess they just don't know
without you, days go by so slow

but since you've been gone,
i can read for the first time,
my homework is done, yeah, yeah
thanks to you, i will get, i'll get a good grade
since u been gone

i gave it a chance, i blew it
out of sight, not out of mind
please come back, i need to check my email
again and again and again

but since you've been gone,
i can read for the first time
my homework is done, yeah yeah
but i'm bored, very bored,
you should know, that i'm bored
since u been gone
since u been gone