Food. Chips, chocolates, cheese, I'm hungry for it all. Why, I don't know. I haven't been exercising more, so I haven't been burning extra calories. Yet I still feel the need to stuff my face. I have been trying to cut back on my sugar intake. Everyday as I buy my lunch I pass the rows of candy with a look of longing. You don't know how bad I want to run across campus and buy some damn M&Ms.
Have you seen the Weight Watchers commercial with the furry little Hunger creature? He comes around, offering women pizza and doughnuts, only to be rebuffed. I'm here to say that Hunger can come hang with me if he's going to bring shit like pizza with him. If I can get him to pick up a six pack of beer, too, we're definitely good.
And what about those commercials that claim that chewing gum can curb your hunger cravings? Yeah, total bullshit. I've been chewing Doublemint like there's no tomorrow, and my belly still rumbles in protest. In fact, it's rumbling right now. So, excuse me, I have to go find something to munch on.
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