Dear Pizza Hut

I haven't eaten your crappy pizza in years, and your new commercials are not making me regret that fact. You know, the one where the woman pretends to be French and serve her "chocolate dunkers." First of all, her French accent is totally fake, so don't insult my intelligence. Secondly, I know the French could develop a better dessert than what is essentially a breadstick dipped in chocolate syrup. And finally, you suck. Please get this commercial off my television ASAP.