How do I and the three girls I share a bathroom with use an entire double roll of toilet paper in two days? Seriously, peeps, that's ridiculous. And I'll always walk in there and there the empty roll will be, as if whoever left it that way expects the Toilet Paper Fairy to come along and shit out her next deposit. So I just used the bathroom and left the empty roll in there, hoping someone will replace it before I have to use the toilet again. I know that sounds terrible, but my roommate has not provided any toilet paper at all this semester (can you believe that?) so I think I'm justified in my bitchery.
Ah, college. Giving me the education I need to get a job, and also giving me the skills I need to have juvenile fights with my roommates.
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